My goal: To present accurate, unbiased information so that
users can make better-informed decisions about gear, weapons and equipment
before they buy. Having lots of good, clear photos helps.
This site started was established on 04.10.01,
and started out as a mixture of picture galleries of gear, weapons,
uniforms etc. As more people started visiting the site looking for more
information and asking me about the items pictured, I added brief descriptions
under the photos. I then started writing short reviews of the equipment
I had used, which grew into full-length product reviews.
Where did the term 'military moron'
come from? Well, my cousin Fi referred to her ex-husband Allan and I
as 'military morons' when I visited England in 2000 as we kept talking
about military stuff (he had been in the British military; RAF Regiment
3 Sqn). Since that visit, her husband and I referred to each other as
MMs. I thought it was a funny term, so it stuck. No disrespect is meant
to the Military - quite the contrary.
This site is dedicated to my friends and family,
and of course to the men and women who serve in the military and law
enforcement who like to share info on the latest and greatest gear for
their work, and who put their lives on the line for the rest of us.
Some people have emailed me asking about the significance of the British
flag on the front page of the site. It's there simply because I was
born in England (which I'll always hold near and dear), and have made
the United States my home.
I also coined the word 'geardo' in June of 2002
on an Assaultweb.net thread to describe someone who had an inkling for
Cordura and webbing, as I didn't like the term 'gear queer'. The term
stuck somewhat and is currently in use by...geardos. It's been expanded
to include any person who has an avid interest in gear or kit; specifically
the equipment related to an activity, be it military or civilian. Similar
to a 'gadget junkie'.
I am not in law enforcement, nor have I served in the military, nor
an 'expert' on anything (except, hopefully, my job) - I'm just an average
working civilian with an affinity since childhood for the outdoors and
shooting. So, I channel that interest into this website, and also work
with manufacturers on equipment design and product photography in the
industry as part of my hobby.
I do learn from and pass along some of the knowledge
and experience of the good friends who HAVE been there/done that, whose
opinions I trust, but I'll be sure to state that they're not MY personal
experience if I mention them. The opinions expressed on this site are
mine, and unless otherwise mentioned, are based on my limited civilian/personal
experience with the items I review, so bear that in mind when reading
the writeups. That experience is limited to civilian activities over
the years like backpacking, camping, hiking, shooting, running etc.
And even so, my own experiences in those areas are limited with nothing
really out of the ordinary worth mentioning.
I do try to use all the items that I review
as much as possible. Some questions I can answer, about fit, form and
function (like, this pouch fits two M4 mags). But some others, like
long term durability or functionality in the field, are difficult to
determine without extended field use under conditions by someone who
does it for a living (not me). Wherever possible, I obtain specifications
and information directly from manufacturers, and I strive for accuracy
in presenting that information. I do not know anything about tactics,
and don't make recommendations about use of items outside my limited
lane. If you don't like my reviews or don't think I'm qualified to write
about the items, just ignore the text and look at the pretty pictures.
I've also come across comments like 'How come
we don't read negative reviews on mm.com?' or 'he's biased as he only
writes positive reviews and doesn't mention the negatives'. There's
a very simple explanation: the reason why you seldom read negative reviews
on my site is because I don't review items that I know I won't like.
I turn away a lot of stuff I'm not interested in. This is a personal
site, not a consumer-reports/comprehensive site. I have a full-time
job, young child and family to provide for, so my time is scarce. I
don't want to waste it writing negative reviews on products I don't
like. A far as mentioning the negatives, if you read my reviews carefully
you'll see that I do mention them when I come across them. However,
not everyone has the same experience, and it sometimes takes a while
for flaws to surface, and only under certain conditions or applications.
I can only write from my own experience, no one else's. It's just an
average Joe's personal opinion, and since everyone's different, yours
might very well be different. So use your own judgement when figuring
out if something fits your needs - don't rely on my opinion alone. Items
featured on this site are mostly supplied by the manufacturer in return
for my time and effort. Some are personal purchases. There is no such
thing as a 'free' item. It's 'free' if I don't have to work for it.
Often, the time I spend on reviews exceeds the monetary value of the
item. Items supplied or purchased get the same review - my obligation
is to the consumer first. I do try to help manufacturers improve their
products, and if there's any issue with the product, I'll take it up
with them and give them a chance to correct it before I post my writeup.
If anyone thinks that I cannot be unbiased if an item is supplied to
me by the manufacturer, I'd be happy to take a donation from that person
to purchase the product they want reviewed, thereby eliminating any
perceived bias.
Oh, and for those of you who've asked why all
the faces are blanked out, it's to spare the visitor from looking at
my ugly mug. Enjoy, and thanks for visiting.
Update
3/26/16 - Some of you have noticed (and asked me about
it) that I'm not posting as many writeups as I used to in the past,
so I thought I'd post a quick update. Frankly, I'm surprised that I'm
still writing. When our son was born in 2007, I really thought that
I'd have to give this site up. Write ups take an insane amount of time.
To write more than a couple of week is literally a part time job in
addition to my full time job. Most of the time I had outside of work
was devoted to photography, using the gear and writing about it. Amazingly
(to me), I was able to still make time for write ups; mostly staying
up my son's bedtime and spending more of the weekends to continue writing.
The year after he was born, I posted 87 write ups! Nuts!
As my little boy grows older, I'm spending more and more time with
him as a good father should. Helping him with schoolwork, taking him
to his Jiujitsu classes, going for walks, riding our bicycles, going
to the beach etc. At the time of this writing, he's almost 9 years old.
I've also added other activities besides my regular gym workout regimen
like indoor rock climbing (my wife's passion) and I've started swimming
again regularly after 30 years of laying off, so my time outside of
work is spread out even more than before.
MilitaryMorons has always been a family effort - it would not have
been created, or be possible without the continued support of my wife,
who understands my passion for shooting and the outdoors. I'm not ceasing
to do write ups; they'll just be less frequent than before. I still
love this industry and all the folk I've met through my site. Thanks
for reading!

Update
1/15/21 - Hello friends! I'm still around; just not
spending any time on reviews, as you've guessed. 2020 was a crazy year,
with COVID19 sweeping the globe and locking down countries. It's still
going as I write this, and the future is uncertain. I think that life
as we know it has changed, and I'm not sure it'll ever get back to the
pre-2020 'normal' that we were used to. My son is now 13, and competes
in indoor rock climbing. My wife and I climb 3x a week, so that's where
a lot of majority of my spare time outside of work is spent. That, and
with my family. Hoping that everyone is safe and healthy.
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